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Justin Bieber To Spank His Monkey
For not having any papers on him after landing in Munich in March. Or he sure would like to spank him now, I bet. The popular god-awful and astoundingly annoying suckling superstar clearly had no idea...
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Anti-Chancellor To Anti-Celebrate Her Anti-60th Birthday Tomorrow
And she’s been running the show here in Germany for about 40 of those sixty years too, I think. But don’t call her Anti, I mean Aunti. Her real name is Mutti. I’d wish you a happy birthday now, Frau...
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All The Clichés About Germans Are False
Aber was soll es (but what’s it matter)? Let’s just stick with them anyway.
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Women These Days
After insulting Western men for years by always insisting upon wearing those God-awful pantsuits, Germany’s defense minister Ursula von der Leyen has forthwith joined the chore of uppity women who now...
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Can I Have My False Pleasantries Back?
German facial expression of the day: Staring. Oddity 34. You know you are in Germany when you regularly find yourself being stared at for no clearly discernible reason. I don’t know if Germans...
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German Of The Day: Andere Länder Andere Sitten
That means other countries other customs. Finally, a holiday for the rest of us. German Oddity 391. Only in Germany is Vatertag or Father’s Day commemorated by hordes of oddly dressed men pulling...
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Is This Your Bag, Ma’am?
Your bag of bones, I mean? Armenian woman stopped at Munich airport in Germany after husband’s bones found in bag – A woman traveling from Greece said she wanted to return her husband’s remains to his...
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